21 June 2006

$135 million for Klimt’s “Adele Bloch-Bauer I” is a deal if you keep A-Rod in mind.

via The Morning News...

The stratospheric price that cosmetics maven Ronald S. Lauder shelled out for Gustav Klimt's 1907 society portrait Adele Bloch-Bauer I—reportedly $135 million, the most ever paid for a work of art—is the least of its luxury attributes. Everything about this gold-flecked portrayal of a Viennese sugar-manufacturer's wife radiates luxury, one of the three things (along with calm and sexual pleasure) that Baudelaire said we require from great art. The painting will look right at home when it arrives on July 13 (the day before Klimt's birthday) in Lauder's jewellike Neue Galerie at Fifth Avenue and 86th Street in New York. Through shrewd acquisitions and smartly turned out exhibitions, no American has done more than Lauder, a former ambassador to Austria, to raise the visibility (and enhance the value) of often neglected German and Austrian art in the United States.

First, the painting itself is made of luxury materials. Under the joint inspiration of Japanese lacquer and the Byzantine mosaics he'd studied in Ravenna, Italy, Klimt, son of an engraver in precious metals, applied generous expanses of gold and silver leaf directly onto the canvas. The result is that Adele's head and hands seem to float in an entirely artificial world, like Yeats' fantasy in "Sailing to Byzantium": "Once out of nature I shall never take/ My bodily form from any natural thing,/ But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make/ Of hammered gold and gold enameling." The luxury effect is enhanced by exotic symbols and swirls that Klimt has borrowed from Egyptian and Mycenaean art and woven into the gilded fabric of Adele's cascading dress.

Second, the painting shows a prominent member of Vienna's wealthy industrial elite and was commissioned to show off her expensive charms. Women like Adele Bloch-Bauer flocked to Klimt's elegant studio, which was outfitted with Josef Hoffman's Wienerwerkstatte furnishings, and paid a high price for the master's attentions. The resulting painting, displayed in the intimacy of the bedroom, was itself the ideal emblem of opulence.

And third, the painting confirms the turn-of-the-century Viennese conviction that sex was the proper province of the rich and cultivated. In his voluminous pleated blue smock, Klimt—who once drew a self-portrait of himself as genitalia—played the sexy artist to the hilt. Part of the commission seemed to be that rumors would be spread of some hanky-panky between artist and model. Lauder bought the painting from Adele's niece, Maria Altmann, who once asked her mother about a possible love affair. According to Carol Vogel's June 19 report in the New York Times, Altmann's mother was furious and exploded, "How dare you ask such a thing? It was an intellectual friendship."

Intellectual friendship was foreplay at a time and place when, under Freud's tutelage, sex had gone upscale. The working classes copulated and procreated, but sex, as portrayed by Klimt in his swooning The Kiss (also 1907), was something properly performed, like Schubert or Beethoven, in upper-class drawing rooms. The femme fatale (or, in Freud's parlance, castrating female) was in vogue; Richard Strauss' Salome premiered in Vienna in 1907, and the American dancer Ruth St. Denis enthralled Viennese audiences with her erotically exotic performance art. Adele Bloch-Bauer, who entertained Strauss in her stylish salon, seems to have welcomed the femme fatale treatment, via a silver choker (symbolizing decapitation, according to Klimt scholar Alessandra Comini) of precisely the kind depicted in his notorious paintings of the biblical heroine and man-killer Judith.

But one generation's femme fatale is the next generation's comforting maternal presence. Walter Pater thought there was something kinky about the Mona Lisa: "like the vampire, she has been dead many times." Now she looks tame enough, with or without a moustache. Whatever sinister behavior Adele Bloch-Bauer was scheming while coyly rubbing her slender hands is gone with the wind. In the Klimt portrait, she looks like a preoccupied mom at a members' opening at the Met. "This is our Mona Lisa," Lauder said, plausibly enough. "I never saw her smile," Mrs. Altmann said of her aunt.

Maybe she sensed what was coming. As Robert Frost once wrote, "Nothing gold can stay." The Bloch-Bauers were Jewish and the Nazis liked Klimts. Adele died in 1925 of meningitis. After Germany annexed Austria in 1938, her husband fled to Switzerland, where he died in 1945, having left his art collection behind. The Nazis put three of the paintings in the Austrian Gallery and sold the rest. A complicated restitution case played out over many years, eventually going to the U.S. Supreme Court, which ruled that Mrs. Altmann, who lives in Los Angeles, could sue the Austrian government in American courts for her family's lost property. In January, she was awarded the portrait of her aunt along with four other Klimt paintings, including a later portrait of Adele and three extraordinary landscapes (a genre in which Klimt excelled). During the legal maneuvering, Ronald Lauder remained a staunch supporter of Mrs. Altmann, and his loyalty was richly rewarded in the privately arranged sale.

As for the $135 million, the price seems low to me. Most art prices seem low to me. What's a reasonable price for a one-of-a-kind masterpiece? If the Texas Rangers once paid Alex Rodriguez twice that amount to play shortstop for 10 years, hasn't Lauder gotten his Klimt, which he owns in perpetuity, for a steal? (I'd rather have Adele on my wall than A-Rod on my team.) Fortunately for the rest of us, Lauder's luxury object will be available to all of us, radiating luxe, calme, et volupté forever. As for the fate of the other four paintings in Mrs. Altmann's collection, also on view at the Neue Galerie through Sept. 18, stay tuned.

13 June 2006

survive this.

Some of you may not recall that at the Emerge holiday party 2005, I received a dare. A powerful dare. The worst kind of dare. A challenge couched in those magic words… “you won’t do it”. Stupid, stubborn, pigheaded and Italian, the infamous “you won’t do it” is the only surefire way to motivate me. This was the reason for the first Survivor application. Done on a whim, taped by a coworker, dashed off to meet the deadline prior to the close of the year, I didn’t think much of my three minutes of VHS whizzing off to LA until my phone rang three weeks later. Would I fill out the supplementary application and return it to the production offices? I suppose so. How odd. Would I then come to the final round of psychological testing in Boston? No, thank you, I will not take the entirety of my vacation time to sit in a hotel and be deprived of sleep and food. Thanks for playing. Check.

SO.

With the next season of Survivor upon us (and I don’t actually watch the show with any regularity), I was surprised to receive an invitation to a Boston area casting call. Several producers would be present, I was informed, along with the camera crews from CBS. Would I attend? Why not.

I bid the Emergites a fond adieu in relative secrecy yesterday and slowly rolled (decidedly at the speed of a paraplegic turtle) to Jordan’s Furniture in Reading, of all places. For you non-Massholes in the audience (hang in there, brave souls), Jordan’s is a monstrosity of a furniture store that features a major iMax theater, several full-seating restaurants, and a Disney-esque candyland. The parking lot looked like the unlikely union of Burning Man and a Kelly Clarkson concert – half idol-bearing, tie-dyed, camo-wearing freaks, half elementary school teachers and their stalwart, l.l. bean-touting significant others. Throw in a sprinkling of fifty-something North Shore moms wearing J.Lo jeans, and that was the representative sample of Boston. The “line” (clumps of humanity) stretched from the front door and snaked around the four sides of the parking lot. As there wasn’t a chance that I’d turn around just to sit in traffic, I took my Umberto Eco novel from my bag, tucked my skirt between my legs, and folded up on the pavement to wait…

and wait…

and wait.

Around 7:00, an ambiguous be-suited fellow with a media badge came out to the massive tiki-encrusted barbecue and started sending people home under the premise that with taping only occurring for another hour, there was NO way that we were going to get in. I waved him over, pulled out my email info, and showed him. Immediately, I was pulled from the line, and brought into the store, where several casting directors, producers, and Danielle from Survivor Panama were sitting in some very excellent air conditioning, chatting to a group of typical Boston Rob-types in Sox hats and a handful of medium-height, darkly-complected girls with big white teeth. With our powers combined, we were…the callback group.

The people outside were elbowing for a chance to record a three-minute video with the CBS camera crew while holding a number (how very Holocaust). We, however, had the opportunity to do a ten minute tape that was more of a conversational interview, and parts of our group interaction were also recorded. The girls were all bubbly, young professionals who clearly do not sunburn and can run not one but several miles. The guys were blue-color Bostonians who regularly do not use their Rs.

How much did I weigh, they wanted to know. Would I be open to gaining twenty pounds before any filming? The hungry girls get crazy, they said. Could I run a mile? How fast? Tell us about the horses. Are you close with your parents? Can we contact them? Who’s your best friend? Tell us about her. Your boyfriend? Can we talk with them as well? How did you get that cut on your calf? You’re only really scared of bellybuttons? We can’t work with that. How about spiders? Tarantula in your shower what? What are some topics that you wouldn’t be able to discuss at a dinner party? Ever been arrested? What do you normally eat? If you could be stranded with anyone, who would it be? Can you swim well? Do you excel at any sports?

The friendly suit from before pulled me aside as I was leaving. “Listen, advice for you – make another tape, and send it to LA. Have it postmarked by Friday.” From here, 800 people across the nation will make psychological testing rounds in thirteen major cities, including Boston. From there, 48 will go to LA for finals, and 16 from that group will be sent to the filming site.

Hmm.

09 June 2006

i'm verklempt!




it appears that all of the geeky t-shirt wearing during your formative years worked - we've saved something. sort of. who doesn't love manatees?

via CNN.com...

Florida takes manatee off endangered list

MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- Florida's wildlife commission voted Wednesday to remove the manatee from the state's endangered species list, a move environmentalists fear could erode safeguards for the popular sea creature.

State officials said the "downlisting" to threatened from endangered would have no impact on protections afforded the massive, lumbering marine mammal often called the sea cow.
Manatees inhabit Florida's canals and coastal waters, where they are frequently killed or injured by boats.

A survey this year found about 3,100 remaining manatees.

State officials say manatees no longer qualify for endangered status, which is reserved for creatures that face extinction.

Environmentalists, citing predictions the manatee population could decline by 50 percent in the next 45 years, say the criteria need to be changed.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission voted unanimously at a meeting in West Palm Beach to change the manatee's status. But the move will not take place until commission staffers draw up a plan to ensure the creature's continued recovery, which could take a year, an official said.

"Whatever protections we woke up with today we go to bed with tonight," commission spokesman Willie Puz said.

The manatee remains on the federal endangered species list and is protected by other federal laws.

Slow-moving and herbivorous, manatees can eat up to 15 percent of their body weight daily. On average, adult manatees are about 10 feet long and weigh about 1,000 pounds.

They are vulnerable to speeding boats because they often drift lazily at or just below the surface of the water. They are also killed by cold weather and red tide algae blooms.
Patrick Rose, an official with the Save the Manatee Club, said the downlisting could weaken protections and decrease government funding at a time when threats from boats, red tide and loss of habitat are rising.

"The world is going to think the manatees are doing a lot better when they're not," he said.

08 June 2006

because my pictures would be of bagels, almonds, and gnocchi...

...for your eye-hunger, here's bobo's rather brilliant food blog. she's traveling in taiwan.

04 June 2006

resurfacing...

as some of you know, i took a bit of a break from blogging because i was feeling self conscious about broadcasting to the general public. however, i've since recovered enough to buck up and respond to the complaints of my former readers. the past two months have been a bit blurry - lots of scurrying around, bemoaning the state of my planner, and frequenting the planes, trains, and automobiles. while i think of something to write about that isn't a catalogue of my days, give this a whirl: http://jacksonpollock.org/