continuing the saga on the final frontier of social taboos...(a tribute)

From: Alannah
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2006 8:17 AM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE: i know this is mean

What kind of big thoughts? I consumed an Odwalla superfood juice smoothie, does that count as getting things done? I was being bad and downloading new music to test drive before the rest of the office got here (and most of them work from home today). Now I’m going to poop and think about how much it’s costing the client I choose to bill for this chunk of time. How lovely is that? ::Settles back into chair:: Lie down on my couch, Meggie, let’s discuss the nature and root of these thoughts.

alannah
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From: Meghan
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2006 8:16 AM
To: Alannah
Subject: RE: i know this is mean

LOL. hold on. give me a moment to recover from the giggles of you billing your clients for your morning consultations.

Meghan

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From: Alannah
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2006 8:25 AM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE: i know this is mean

Let’s see…today I displeased with _______…they’re getting billed $75/hour for my time…(75/60) x 6 minutes of relaxation with the Boston Globe (“current events study”) = $7.50. That’s a poop worth two grande lattes at Sbucks, darling.

alannah
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From: Meghan
Sent: Friday, February 24, 2006 8:26 AM
To: Alannah
Subject: RE: i know this is mean

I love how you're an out of the closet poo'er. Just go for it!

Meghan


Moral of today's story? Just go for it with gusto. Have some style. Poop. The final social frontier of social taboos.